Tweets of the Week

“If you’re having a bad day, just think, at least you didn’t date someone that goes to Knox” -@kfmenke— Teags Mckenna (@mckenna_teagan) September 22, 2019

after graduation, I pray that I get a job that pays enough for me to afford my expensive taste lmao— SHANIAH PAIGE (@itsshaniahpaige) September 23, 2019

“I was buying celery, you were buying rosé”— mr.struggle (@taylor9398) September 23, 2019

if I sit in a bowl of rice will it fix me?— grace (@grcewoerner) September 20, 2019

This week alone:
- me and my woman’s 8 month tomorrow ❤️
- 21st Wednesday 🤘🏼
- parents and grandparents coming see me this weekend ✈️
- and most importantly kick Norbert’s ass Saturday 🏈
I am blessed and gonna have a good week 🙏🏼— Jukebox Jake 🎸🎧 (@jakelandry15) September 22, 2019