"Someone's been parking in my unassigned (but assigned ya know) spot & it's throwing me off yo" - @whitacre_alyssa
"Sometimes I feel like I'm carrying the weight of the world but then I realize it's my biochem book" - @mckenna_teagan
"finna go 2007 britany spears and buzz all my hair off again" - @IncorvatiJoe
"I'm 21 and people still make fun of me for not watching SpongeBob as a kid...no I do not understand your barnacle references :( :'(" - @maggiee25
"Stop talking trash about small IL liberal arts colleges!
Augustana is AWESOME
Illinois College is ICONIC
Monmouth is INCREDIBLE
Lake Forest is BEAUTIFUL
Knox
Illinois Wesleyan is GREAT" - @BenRNelson98