Ask Scotty

Dear Scotty,

So listen, I really just want a girl for VDay and I don’t know how to get her. She’s real cute and really funny and I just want to buy her one of those heart-shaped pizza’s or something boujee like that. Do you got any thoughts?

-- Sad n' Single

Dear Sad n' Single,

Shoot your shot and don’t hesitate on it, you truly never know what can come from a DM! But don’t be like a creepy townie and push the line of pedophilia, that could get you in real trouble. The worst she can say is ‘no’--honest.

On a side note, you can alwasy get her some Carnations from Pi Phi for a cheaper option on flowers.